Dance Stunt Monkey Dance


What is The Stunt Monkey up to now? You can suggest stunts for the monkey to do simply by emailing the crazy guys the have control over him. I personally would like to see him try and master devil sticks. You remember those, right? I think we all had them back in the day.

WHOA That Rat is HUGE!

Big Rat

That rat is huge, it weighs over 3 pounds and is 5 times larger than a city rat. I hope I never have to run into him when he is hungry. That rat must have some good eats deep in the jungle as it is huge!

The discoveries by a team of American and Indonesian scientists are being studied further to confirm their status as newfound species.

The animals were found during a June expedition in the Foja-mountain rain forest in eastern Papua province, said U.S.-based Conservation International (CI), which organized the trip along with the Indonesian Institute of Science.

Two muffins were sat in an oven.


One muffin said to the other, “Ooh, gettin’ a bit hot in here don’t you think?!”
The other backed away in suprise, “Oh My God!! A Talking Muffin!!”

Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are.
-Patrick from “Spongebob Squarepants”

Two snowmen were standing in the field when one of them said,”do you smell carrots?”.

Very funny Scotty; now beam down my clothes

Internet Porn

I’m with stupid
I know that many people feel that internet porn is wrong. They say it destroys families and objectifies woman. Who are they kidding? It does not destroy familes, people do, their choices and their actions. Does it objectify woman? These woman no exactly what they are getting into upfront and have plenty of opportunity to get out if they don’t like whats going on, its a business. Anyway, just thought the picture was funny.

Armageddon (NSFW)

This has to be fake, but it is funny, I heard this a LONG time ago but it resurfaced the other day so I figured I would share. BTW this is NSFW and please do not play around children. Thanks!

Would you survive the day of the dead?

I would! Heh, fun little exam to see how you would survive if zombies walked the earth.

95%

Wow thats alot of dead’uns

Wow looks like alot of people died on my birthday!

135,454 People

Pretty nifty site, have a few fun little generators to play around with and some interesting tests. Got some of my little blogs pieces there.